God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

God

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

by numbuh5 June 27, 2019

God

This depends if ur religion

God is a lord to catholic’s

by Tellytubbie pie November 27, 2019

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

A fictional character made for a fan fiction about a man named Adam and how the author was jealous of Eve. But people took that shit seriously.

God is a fictional character made by a 13 year old girl attempting to write a famous chick flick

by B1gDaddy69 December 4, 2019

God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019