Gatesware

Any version of Microsoft "Windows" An upgrade such as Vista actually being a downgrade - usually from the viewpoint of a smarter advanced Apple Mac user.

Pee Cee user to Mac user: my computer won't work.
Mac user: What version of Gatesware are you using? and why don't you get a "real" computer.

by AstoriaMichelle99 August 5, 2009

Gator teeth

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she starts getting hella toothy.

Friend 1: " Yo homie how did last nite go with your girl?"

Friend 2:" She was givin me a blow job and all of a sudden she started goin all gator teeth on me! It hurt like a skazz and i sweat at one point the bit the tip yo!"

by 69erandthenDineher April 9, 2011

gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp

Man look at those gators in the swamp.

by viperfan07 February 23, 2012

Gatoring

When a man is performing oral sex on a woman, she looks down and sees only his eyes peering back up at her. Similar to a gator hiding in the water.

Mike was going down on me last night and when I looked down he was gatoring at me. It was kind of creepy actually.

by Long Dong Wang December 16, 2016

Heavenly Gates

This term applies to women, and refers to the gold mine in which most men try so hard to acquire. The opponent of the "Black Hole", or anus.

Jack was voraciously polishing Lisa's Heavenly Gates.

While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.

by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008

orange gatorade

When you put an orange in your sexual partners asshole and drink the juice that comes out.

“Dude I wanted some orange juice so i gave my girl an orange gatorade

by doobie0321 October 4, 2017

Bill Gatesgate

The paranoid, extreme right-wing conspiracy theory that Bill Gates planned to use a COVID-19 pandemic to take control of the global health system.

He was convinced that this amounted to Bill Gatesgate, yup, Billionaire Gates had spent years conspiring with Obama, and Hillary! to make money off the whole damn thing, which wasn't real anyway.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020