German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006

black forest

the forest where all or most of the trees and plants have been charred by a great conflagration so that it will wear a dark look.

After a great inferno, the forest has turned into a black forest.

by uttam maharjan September 9, 2011

foastie

one (typically a female) who tries to mimic a coastie

Douche #1: why is she wearing Uggs in the middle of May?

Douche#2: cuz she's a foastie...

by foastastic November 17, 2009

Forestache

A mustache on the forehead.

Woah! That guy has a sick forestache

by Asynchron December 31, 2011

Foreste

the sister of the girl was in the mountie
tutors math while having parties
daughter of a women who goes on celery benders
owns a keyboard with no N key and is in spanish(which i hate)
girls gives herself her own nicknames
swindler

badass....sort of. Foreste

by the real sheeds December 11, 2011

fortster

/fort-stir/n. A Fortster is a sub-species of hipster which first surfaced circa early 2012 in Boise, Idaho. A Fortster is obsessed with and talks incessantly about the TreeFort Musical Festival as if it's the 2nd coming of Woodstock. Fortsters are the type to post the event on reddit months before the event's date in March even though redditors can't remember shit over 3 days old.

Ironically, Fortsters believe they are on the cutting edge of music culture when in fact TreeFort music is just folk-rock which has been around since at least the mid 1960s.

An intrepid youtuber could video countless Fortsters, asking them what they think about band X, Y or Z and a Forster would commence to rave for many seconds about band X, Y and Z even though no such band has ever existed. In other words, the need to feel hip is so powerful in a Fortster that they would lie to prove their hipness.

Interviewer: What do you think about The Anarctica Monkeys?

Fortster: I love them, they're my favorite indie band.

by Merriam Boise February 6, 2014

Forest Gumped

From the movie Forrest Gump. Where Forest pretty much Stumbled his way into extraordinary events throughout history. Like meeting Elvis and John Lennon

"I hear Johnny made partner at the law firm"
"Yeah, he really Forest Gumped his say to the top"

by Josephus1975 October 20, 2016