keep your socks on

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.

Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

by ilovesugardaddies19 May 3, 2020

Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.

"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."

by tea lover August 26, 2008

keep on a short leash

to keep someone under close control.

They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011

Keep your ones

A saying used to end a conversation or argument because one side no longer cares. This metaphor derived from strippers desperately fighting over meaningless $1 bills.

Friend: Bro I told you I called shotgun to sit in the front seat man!

Me: You really didn't, but to be honest I don't really care bro. It's whatever to me, keep your ones...

by bignoodle September 18, 2014

keep my hand in

To participate in an activity enough to maintain proficiency, especially in sports.

"I don't play tennis as much since college, just enough to keep my hand in."

by PzKVW January 27, 2017

Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.

Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight

by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022

keep an eye on to the street

Watch for something carefully; be attentive to something

keep an eye on to the street for everything

by lolwhatareyoutalingaboutmate July 3, 2020