Floater

A Type of Hallucination usually seen out of the corner of the eye , which looks like the wiggling tale of a sperm .

Commonly seen by people who have acquired HPPD (a disorder characterized by a continual presence of visual disturbances that are reminiscent of those generated by the ingestion of hallucinogenic substances) through abusing Dipenhydramine HCi (Benadryl) or Dextromorphan.

Rico Suave Starts Bugging out. *

- Jamie : whats the matter bro ?

- Rico : Naw bruh , i'm seein them black sperm tails again! goddamn floaters bruh , shit be crazy !!

by The Young Scotty T. April 6, 2010

coke float

When someone shits in water.

George - "Why did we have to evacuate the pool?"

Mark - "Some kid made a coke float"

George - "Raunchy"

by budja June 26, 2004

root beer float

When one is ass railing a person the cums in the persons ass, pulls out and the reciever farts causing jizim to come out and float to the surface of the asshole.

I was ass fucking this whore bag and i nutted in her butt and she had a root beer float.

by Jimbo the clown September 27, 2005

turd float

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.

Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.

by A.Aron March 15, 2021

Float

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Float or Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.

Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off

by dianeeeeeeee May 2, 2011

Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007