Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.

Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?

by jasonthecool March 22, 2012

fart chorus

When two or more people fart succession

I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though

by mitch00uk April 21, 2015

fartaliate

Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

by urblexicon July 19, 2015

Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.

Damnit, I just fart socked my self!

by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind

Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!

by The Commune August 9, 2019

Fart Fact 8

Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.

“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”

by AKACroatalin October 28, 2019