the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.
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by Frank F Dizzo February 19, 2004
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Get the Falcon mug.The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010
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2 - A person who epicly fails.
3 - Someone who is so ignorant, that he/she has clearly demonstrated he/she is worthy of the title 'Failboy'.
2 - A person who epicly fails.
3 - Someone who is so ignorant, that he/she has clearly demonstrated he/she is worthy of the title 'Failboy'.
You haven't seen southpark? You incredible Failboy!
Failing at such an epic scale can only mean you are nothing but a Failboy!
Boy, you fail!
Failing at such an epic scale can only mean you are nothing but a Failboy!
Boy, you fail!
by Jonathan Quiz July 10, 2009
Get the Failboy mug.a girl that has fake boobs, and always wears stuffed bras and pretends they arent fake....actually swear they're real,(which no one believes, JUST A REALLY FLAT GIRL, who wishes she had boobs.
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