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Arcadia, Florida

Arcadia, Florida aka Kadi, Florida, is home to the real goons. People in kadi don't play and are bout whatever. Police in kadi stay trying people but aint getting nothing. kadi might have a lot of mexicans but nobody whos real in kadi likes them. Mexicans stay getting jumped and they money stole.
Come down to kadi if you wanna get yourself jacked.
by Christopher Doresy January 31, 2009
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Florida

the fucking worst most retarted state in the whole usa. Full of shit cities like Orlando and Miami and dumbass theme parks like Disney world and the other fucking one i dont give a shit about, and dumbass motherfuckers like Marco rubio and that dumbass trumptard ron desantis. Fuck this dumass state the the idiot people that live there.
I lived in florida for 8 years of my life and it was the worst fucking thing imaginable. Go to Georgia instead, at least they just have trumptards like Brian kemp
by floridafuckingsucksdic December 20, 2020
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University of Florida

Has the largest collection of ugly hicks in the country and 97% of all degrees earned appear to be in dickbag personality theory. Also sucks Florida States large garnet and gold penis in football every year
Guy #1: Hey I just got into the University of Florida?
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
by Davy Cockett July 2, 2017
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Florida Orange

After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.
Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.
by Landon April 29, 2004
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Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.
Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009
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Florida

Home of oranges, beaches, Disney World, nice places to live, summer everyday, and hurricanes.
Florida's a nice place, from a North Carolinian's POV
by rtivey01 April 25, 2014
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florida bitchslap

Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"
"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!
by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014
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