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Earl

A toothless fuck non showering Grammys boy that doesnt appreciate it shit !!!!
by Warriortilltheend July 9, 2018
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earlee

A dumbass who spends all night and day on neotaku.
Earlee is black.
by EMOJEAN February 22, 2004
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Earkly

Earkly means okay in the langue of the walrus. It was first used during the dark ages when a sorcerer cast a spell on his pet walrus.
"How was school today?" "It was earkly"
by mxplosion January 23, 2010
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Earl Pearl

Any redneck person you come across with a sever mullet. Nascar tshirt may come along with the mullet.
by bubbagumpbump April 28, 2011
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Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
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Earl'd

When someone is made to disappear because they do something very bad, are unstoppable, and no one will miss their existence.
1. The joker had to be Earl'd by batman because he kept escaping the clutches of the police and was only interested in world domination.

2. See Dixie Chicks Goodbye Earl lyrics for a better understanding.
by Cayzzz January 27, 2014
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Earl Jarred Mars

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.
WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB
by XD-Anon June 27, 2019
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