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Earl Jarred Mars 

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.

WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB

Earl Jarred Mars by XD-Anon June 27, 2019