Noob Driver

A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.

The following offenders fall into this category:

- Tailgaters

- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)

- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.

Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.

by Pro Janitor2 February 1, 2010

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RECTUM RALLY DRIVER

A TERM FOR A HOMOSEXUAL MAN/POOF/GAY/BENDER

SODING HELL, THERES A FEW RECTUM RALLY DRIVERS ABOUT!!!

by CHILLISONIC June 18, 2009

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Volvo driver

a very bad driver who drives a Volvo and is a total nuisance on the road.

a Volvo driver always is always driving in the fast lane well below the legal limit, pulling out in intersections and nearly causing accidents.

by bread infection November 21, 2009

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daily driver

the piece of glass one chooses to toke with most frequently. It is chosen for toking so often because of its functionality and simplicity.

You: "Although I have an extensive collection, I always end up using this Vertigo Glass circ bubbler. It's my daily driver."

or

Toker 1: "Grab your Dizzle/Deppe collab for us to use."

Toker 2: "No thanks, compadre. I'm just going to grab my daily driver, as it's already dirty, and I don't want you to break one of my very expensive pieces."

or

SG Stemline, SG Pillar, Itza Mega Circ, Nate Dizzle Swiss Perc, Roor.de, SGW Waffle

by the Earl of Erl July 13, 2011

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