Doider

a beta male with a shaftless penis

I was having pillow talk with Phillip Hedrick’s Mom and she told me he had a doider.

by Analclap July 3, 2018

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

Doik

Adjective. Awesome, lit.

JOHNY-Did you see Crazy Bill take a fat bong hit then chugged a whole 40 oz Miller Highlife then exhale.

RICK-Yes! This Party is fucking Doik!

by Cavalcades November 4, 2018

doinkey bag

A really cute person who is dating and ugli ass person

Why is he a doinkey bag??

by Hdhdnfn November 12, 2018

doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

Dike

Term for a lesbian but can be said to a guy who flirts with transgender females

Guy1: you are fine as hell
Transgender: sorry I'm in too girls
Guy 1: your still sexy

Transgender: you a dike

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

dokeyesque

(adj) of a person or thing to fail in such a dramatic fashion, most commonly due to either intoxication or a lack of attention

(adv) of an action, to be such a dramatic failure that it reflects the usage of drugs and/or alcohol

His failure to complete the work outlined to him was done in a very dokeyesque manner.

With great dokeyesque techniques he managed to paint the wall in fantastic failure.

by RealtimeJackhole September 23, 2019