dokeyesque 

(adj) of a person or thing to fail in such a dramatic fashion, most commonly due to either intoxication or a lack of attention

(adv) of an action, to be such a dramatic failure that it reflects the usage of drugs and/or alcohol

His failure to complete the work outlined to him was done in a very dokeyesque manner.

With great dokeyesque techniques he managed to paint the wall in fantastic failure.

dokeyesque by RealtimeJackhole September 23, 2019

Dollyesque 

Anything that can be described as dolly
I.e. Something cute and doll-like!

"Oh my gosh! That chihuahua is SO dollyesque!"

Dollyesque by The Dolly Crew May 16, 2006

Donkeyesque 

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010