dokeyesque 

(adj) of a person or thing to fail in such a dramatic fashion, most commonly due to either intoxication or a lack of attention

(adv) of an action, to be such a dramatic failure that it reflects the usage of drugs and/or alcohol

His failure to complete the work outlined to him was done in a very dokeyesque manner.

With great dokeyesque techniques he managed to paint the wall in fantastic failure.

dokeyesque by RealtimeJackhole September 23, 2019

Dollyesque 

Anything that can be described as dolly
I.e. Something cute and doll-like!

"Oh my gosh! That chihuahua is SO dollyesque!"

Dollyesque by The Dolly Crew May 16, 2006

Donkeyesque 

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.

Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.

Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022