A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.

"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."

by YetiTrolling April 30, 2012

Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 04, 2020

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 09, 2016

dan arbel

Faggot who plays rocket league until 3 am every night

"No way u Dan arbeled last night!"
"Ya bro I got 2 hours of sleep"

by Dhruvjiggy April 03, 2017

Dan Torens

A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.

Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.

by Bobbyboobear January 05, 2020

dan mullen

A traitor that will leave you without saying goodbye.

Who left faster? Dan Mullen or my dad?

by Dan Mullen hater February 27, 2019

Dan Chau

Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.

Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!

by dancutshimselflool April 19, 2019