Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

POOP DONG

when you fuck a bitch in the butt.

hannah get nasty i got poop dong from her.

by cunter fartinson September 28, 2009

ding dong

a great reggae-dancehall artist/performer straight from Jamaica. a famous dance by this artist is "bad man forward,bad man pull up."

ya kno ma boi ding dong in da house, yall need to get roun down ya girlass breakn down bad man forwa badman pullu

by D-Boz March 21, 2007

swamp dong

You are a victim of Swamp Dong when a girl that you are fornicating with squirts (female ejaculation) while you are inside her, saturating your balls.

I spent a long time cleaning up after last night when my girl gave me swamp dong several times.

by djaudiolol August 17, 2009

dong rip

it is when you are so high that you mistake your friends dick for a bong and you try to take a hit off of it.

man last night was horrible evan did a dong rip, what a bitch.

by dsavage January 7, 2010

typo-dong

The act of misspelling words shaved into a man's pubic hair.

Roger got his pubes shaved so that they say "suck hear." He totally launched a typo-dong.

by szechwean November 3, 2009