Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap

Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking

by MrP1972 January 6, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.

That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Coke docking

When 2 guys are docking and a chick comes and puts a hollywood over both their dicks while they’re jerking off. And snorts said line over the foreskin overlap.

Well I seen these 2 guys docking and I had a bag of blow on me so I thought why not make a line over their 2 dicks that are connected by the foreskin and do a Hollywood. I was totally coke docking that night

by MILLLLATHEKILLAAAA March 10, 2021

Dock head

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong

Morning dock head

by Towertom781 March 28, 2021

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021