A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.
by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006
Get the jack diseasemug. 1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.
2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.
She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
by Poisson December 16, 2005
Get the Kraft Diseasemug. A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.
by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009
Get the Poker's Diseasemug. A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
by Ze Anonymous October 24, 2009
Get the Batten Diseasemug. it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
by bleahyou January 21, 2011
Get the Ditching Diseasemug. When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.
by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010
Get the Monteau's Diseasemug. A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.
bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease
by churchgirl6969 January 29, 2021
Get the The Alex Diseasemug.