Democratics

The correct name for those who are members of the Democratic Party. It is correct to add an "s" to the name of the party, in order to express its plurality, and also correct to identify an individual as a "Democratic," rather than as "Democrats/democrat," which goes beyond grammar to create such an euphemism; equivalent to calling Republicans either "Republics," or an individual as a, "Republic."

"Democratics are acting out as hypocrites, once again."

"That Democratic anti-patriot is issuing untruthful propaganda demeaning our soldiers."

"The term 'Democratic' is an oxymoron when considering the party as a whole."

"I am a Democratic, and so what if we want to win as a party by having the USA fail and retreat, and to hell with any democratic bushwah from your rightwingnuts?"

by tadowe April 20, 2007

Democrapathon

A chief technique of Democrat political corruption. It is commonly exercised when Democrats hold a majority of the cards in a voting arena.

1)Liberal arrogance marked by fiscal irresponsibility and continuous promising of money and provision by government at the expense of taxpayers. Overtly self-congratulatory, and drawn out to unusual length, i.e. from one administration to the next.

The city's budget was approved by the Democrat controlled assembly in which the unions were awarded high end long term contracts requiring the city to once again raise property taxes. (a democrapathon)

by Lyle O'Connor November 25, 2009

The Communist Democracy of Samland

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird

by natsirteg123 February 8, 2019

Democraps

Slimeballs who actually tried to reinstate the draft.They tried to convince the American people that drafting young people against their will and shipping them off to god knows where to die is actually better than our current and very Democratic "all volunteer" military where you can simply join or not join of your own free will.

Democraps could sell ice to Eskimos.

by Don't like 'em October 8, 2004

demnocrat

Someone who got really excited about voting democrat in the 2004 election then realized they would have to leave the house to vote.

As a demnocrat I cant find time to leave the dorm room and vote for Kerry becuse Halo 2 just came out.

by Rusty Shackelford February 10, 2005

democracy

Something that is all but impossible to criticize without coming across like an elitist fuck.

Also, despite undeniable flaws, the only stable and morally acceptable form of government.

"Democracy sucks! The people are stupid! I can't believe they voted for Bush again!"
"Well, what's the alternative?"
"..."
"Elitist fuck."

by MarkusRTK November 8, 2004

Democratic party of the u.s.a

They create problems then want the republican party of the u.s.a to fix them

I'm going to burn my house down and get the Democratic party of the u.s.a to rebuild it because they care!

by stainless67 March 30, 2022