David

A Massive cock blocker and usually a Fatass

Goddamn it I got david on my team

by RiceFarmer3605 June 19, 2016

david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town

James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David

by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014

David

Amazing person. Huge hoe. Love them. 10/10 would friend again.

Man, David is such a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.

by theultimategay April 22, 2018

David

very unfunny, and he's very skinny and not thicccccccc with 555 c's, his jokes are actually ass the end

me: omg its david
me 2: nvm its unfunny man

by Kevin A. Is Hot March 7, 2019

David

A fuck boy of absolute note

“He really flirts with everything that can walk under the sun”
“He must be a David”

by Thegirlwhojustexists April 1, 2019

David

A gay asshole that eats Isaiah ass and suck his dick every night

David loves Isaiah's com soooooooooooooooooo much

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019

David

David is a great crush and he's extremely handsome. he also has a wild sense of humor and wears long black t-shirts and has a white hoodie for a dance team. He's very funny and works well with all kinds of people.

Person 1: David is so handsome.
Person 2: Hell yeah

by yeettheblobby January 4, 2020