2 definitions by Samwise gamgy
An ugly, chimpanzee like creature who's freaking stupid and she can't get a boy if she had to dress up like a prostitute. She's annoying as crap, and don't ever make eye contact with her or you'll turn to Stone.
by Samwise gamgy January 9, 2018
A guy that eats a guinea pig out he is especially stupid in some ways makes weird noises and is a prostitute. If you meet a David you should leave now cuz he may try to rape you.
Oh my gosh this guy is so David
by Samwise gamgy January 12, 2018