Supreme Danger Wank 

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.

Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!

Supreme Danger Wank by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017

Daggering  

A Jamaican slang use to refer to:
1. Having sex in a aggressive manner (hardcore).
2. Dancing and gyrating in an aggressive way

I am going to get some good Daggering from susan tonight

Daggering by cozzyp January 15, 2009

Danger Wank 

Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.

The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.

***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***

"MUM!!! ...."

you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...

OR

On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.

go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy

Danger Wank by VisualShock November 20, 2006

danger wank 

to masturbate in a place where you are likely to get caught at work, woods, train, cinema, phone box, bus (top deck), park, swimming baths, parked car, waist deep in the sea etc…

hmmm... this beats working, hope nobody can see me.....oops!

danger wank by strawberry January 6, 2004

dirt digger 

an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.

guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!

guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?

guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!

dirt digger by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010

food digger 

A person who dates someone for the purpose to aquire food.

- That girl is such a gold digger, she's in it for the money.
- You mad, bro? She's clearly a food digger instead, have you seen her fridge? It's always empty! She would give you a bj for a cheeseburger.
- AAAYEAAAAA

food digger by Stoned.S November 1, 2011

DaggerDick 

A nickname that XXXTentacion used to referred to himself. It explains how he has no Girth whatsoever but has length in his penis.

Rest In Peace X

DaggerDick: A nickname orginating from the Late rap lenged, Jahseh Onfroy (XXXTentacion)
Interviewer: "So where does the name come from?
X: "So uhhh, i literally have no girth, like i have a solid 8 inches but no girth, all length. No Friction"

"Yo dagger dick co'mere boiiii"

DaggerDick by Bumbag PooBum June 20, 2018