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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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Cruchon

Pronunciation of Crouch End, an area of north London, in the London Borough of Haringey
I'll meet you in Cruchon for a soya macchiato...
by Betbetbetty March 1, 2015
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CRUMBHUNTING

The act of emptying all of the bags of chip crumbs from your pantry into a zip lock bag. Start hunting.
I had so many bags of chips with just crumbs so I put them all in a zip lock bag and I went CRUMBHUNTING for different flavors.
by TMN113 January 9, 2016
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Crumbhunting

Emptying all of the bags of chips with just crumbs in them into a ziploc bag. You never know what flavor you will find on the hunt.
I was crumbhunting and finally found the Doritos crumbs.
by TMN113 January 18, 2016
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crumbhead

You're such a crumbhead, why would you do that?
by Marquis3 September 10, 2016
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crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.
She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.
by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016
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crutch song

A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.
X Gon Give It To Ya is my crutch song
by BlazingH0TD0G January 4, 2017
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