crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Cruchon

Pronunciation of Crouch End, an area of north London, in the London Borough of Haringey

I'll meet you in Cruchon for a soya macchiato...

by Betbetbetty March 1, 2015

CRUMBHUNTING

The act of emptying all of the bags of chip crumbs from your pantry into a zip lock bag. Start hunting.

I had so many bags of chips with just crumbs so I put them all in a zip lock bag and I went CRUMBHUNTING for different flavors.

by TMN113 January 9, 2016

Crumbhunting

Emptying all of the bags of chips with just crumbs in them into a ziploc bag. You never know what flavor you will find on the hunt.

I was crumbhunting and finally found the Doritos crumbs.

by TMN113 January 18, 2016

crumbhead

When someone does something stupid.

You're such a crumbhead, why would you do that?

by Marquis3 September 10, 2016

crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.

She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.

by CrustyBucket June 4, 2016

crutch song

A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.

X Gon Give It To Ya is my crutch song

by BlazingH0TD0G January 4, 2017