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Cornjerky

A teammate in any cooperative venture that can often be found running ahead of the team, lagging far behind the team, veering away from the team to hunt for items, or simply failing to help protect the team due to a general lack of situational awareness. A Cornjerky often gets himself and his team killed due to his inability to stick with the team.
Teammate 1: Jesus titty-fucking Christ that Cornjerky guy just got us all killed! Where the hell did he think he was going?

Teammate 2: Cornjerky, pay the fuck attention! We just told you to stick with the team!

Cornjerky 3: Duh, shiny stuff over there!
by El Tang. May 6, 2010
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Coronalingus

My fiancé and I are practicing social distancing by ordering take-out and engaging in coronalingus.
by xoMarilynxo March 18, 2020
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corpse husband

An edgy guy with the voice of braun strowman if he had 2 hours of sleep and was being strangled.
Teenage edgy girl:I love corpse husband his voice is so cool.
by Necrozma Beam January 3, 2021
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corn fed

Referring to any person living in, or from, a rural-american area who is typically strong, stocky and "a good ol' boy." Usually mid-Western.
by Phatts August 9, 2006
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Corplords

Small group of Corporations / Overlords that control the population of the earth by means of feudal master slave monetary control.
The Corplords have decided minimum wage should be low enough that the populace cannot have time to rest and think about the evil system they live under and who is behind that system.
by Ashsoul December 31, 2014
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The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.
Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!
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Coronavirus

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else
I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.
by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020
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