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college diagnosis

A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weedsignificantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009
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so college

The phrase "so college" is meant to convey the difference between the college environment and the real world. In college students can relax all day and act like adults but survive on others' money, and be ridiculous and irresponsible without consequence.
student 1: Spotted on the quad: a couple kissing, guys playing ultimate, and people singing and playing guitar.
student 2: that's so college.

student 1: last night was so college...I woke up in a stranger's room on the floor with popcorn in one hand and beer in the other. I still managed to make it to class by 9.
student 2: SO college. way to go.
by collegestudent37 April 28, 2011
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greensborough college

A scum filled school where teachers peer pressure students to turn up to bangerz and turn down class. It is full of dirty guys that are sexually experienced very young and girls that are casual cake face sluts with dresses up to their ass, have blotchy fake tan and ratty hair extensions. The teachers are mostly old and are disliked by all the students except the few good ones. Highly recommended that you don't attend this school!
Bro, she goes to greensborough college she's definitely a whore.
by cunty1 April 21, 2017
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Mr. Collipark

A true visionary who sees talent even in the most talentless of people and then uses their mass appeal to destroy hip-hop through mass commercialism and markets a genre, once feared by the government, to middle school girls.

Basically a greedy puppet master who hates the hip-hop culture but has the full version of FL Studio so somehow that makes him a super producer.
Name a few terrible rappers, and odds are Mr. Collipark is behind them.
by solidc423 July 19, 2009
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The Evergreen State College

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!
by heyu April 5, 2009
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popped collar

On a polo shirt, the style of lifting the collar up instead of having it in its natural, down position.
"If I see another popped collar, necks will be broken!"
by kwashia January 11, 2005
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Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.
"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*
by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010
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