Coffee-Addict

Supposedly a famous internet figure, from Finland. He is known for extreme use of sarcasm, flaming, but also at times for witty conversations and helpfulness.

While the author wasn't able to find more than a few logs, it seems that the person has gained a large level of (in)famy in all things web, being refered to the greatest flamer ever, et cetera. Also, perhaps as a joke and the background of his nick, it's said that he gets his "temperament" from, ever-so-typical of the finns, drinking large amounts of coffee.

Some state that he used to be an owner of a large IRC Network, a game site and a forum, that quite simply snapped. Also, perhaps one of the original developers of IRC.

Coffee-Addict also refers to someone who stays on nearly 24/7, presumedly because of large use of coffee.

<nebulian> Stop trying to be a coffee-addict, dude.
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<TunaFM> and here our next contestant for the title of Coffee-Addict, Leprechaun!
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(Lemur) You've been awake for how long? Coffeeaddict or something maybe?

by Pekka May 19, 2006

Dog Coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.

i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).

by The Bathtub Sophist August 28, 2007

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.

Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.

by Sababa August 1, 2009

naval coffee

origin jerrish. Coffee that has been poured into a individuals favorite coffee mug with a layer of semen put into the bottom of the favorite mug before pouring said coffee into the favorite mug.

Unsuspecting boss pissed me off I fixed him up with a naval coffee.

by JerDO August 21, 2006

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

iced coffee

frame of mind in which the subject is hot and gettin cooler

that dude's got it all. he's iced coffee.

by omar hesse June 24, 2008

coffee mug

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.

I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.

by JPeg92 August 14, 2009