Cheeto

A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.

Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!

(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018

sweeto cheeto

1. something that is beyond wicked cool.
2. a really good cheeto

-"Hey! I got an awesome new guitar today!"
-"Sweeto cheeto!"

by Stewy Pidd October 2, 2007

Brown Cheeto Fingers

The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.

Chris definitely fingered his girlfriend's butt, he still has brown cheeto fingers.

by wakaflackaball October 18, 2012

Osama Bin Cheeto

Donald Trump

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

cheatspeak

the best way i can describe cheatspeak is as a drug. a sort of caffeine to the manic-depressive. at first it begins as an inquisitive sip, a taster of the forbidden drink, downed with enjoyment--joy that one did not follow the advice of censors in not drinking it. but steadily as a single cup shifts into two and more, soon develops a painful dependency where the ups are shortlived and disappointing, and the downs--where the downs are simply dreadful. nonetheless, it is somehow in this imbalance--this utter catastrophy of society that is bred at cheatspeak--that spawned is something unique to cheatspeak that surpasses the addictions and depressions all in sum, that allays the desperation of the whole thing into a diffused mist. and what, this saving quality? why blankmans penis of course! (and timmy the fuckin spidah too..woah! my legs gone all wibbly wobbly!).

cheatspeak: adoption of escapism or adaption to disease? you decide.

by djmax([e-mail]) September 24, 2003

Chee-Who-A-Who-A

A way of pronouncing Chihuahua, reserved for the Chihuahuas owned by fat people, body builders, and gay men.

"Looky there at the Chee-Who-A-Who-A and it's owner...

...I've never seen a person waddle so much like a penguin."

...I've never seen such a big guy and a small dog."

...I've never seen such a bright shirt in public before."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Cheatwagon

A device found in a video game that gives it's user a unfair advantage in achieving his objective. This device can be found at the top of said video game's leaderboards.

In Forza2, the Renault R5 Turbo is the ultimate cheatwagon.

by CaptNominal September 18, 2009