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Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.
Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up
by The Gunslinger July 7, 2004
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The Dark Carnival

The Dark Carnival is a pseydo religion that Juggalette/lo's follow.
It consists of the eight jokers cards, and listening to the preachings of the ICP & the all the other Psychopathic boys
Real Juggalette's & Juggalo's follow The Dark Carnival, and are down with the clown, for life.
by Kiah Von Krunk August 11, 2008
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Carnt

All Americans, Their Carnts. Lazy Fat Carnts.. Slack pricks that talk their scummys arses up, at least australians work hard, unlike the yanks thats sit on their arses snorting crack and eating dohnuts.
At Least Australias not full of.. "Carnts"
by rammstein239 June 24, 2008
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Carnism

A term concocted and frequently used by smug misanthropic vegan cultists and budding domestic eco-terrorists to marginalize the normal socially acceptable behavior of using animal products. Because their agenda has no chance of ever achieving any mainstream appeal they use this and similar labels to disparage their fellow human beings while simultaneously fellating each other in their extremist online echo chambers.
Vegan "If you don't eat meat but still eat honey, which is bee vomit meant for baby bees, or sleep on silk sheets you are still guilty of carnism."

Carnist "How many bees or silkworms did you save today from your computer?"

Vegan:"Zero"
by luvsdabud January 25, 2018
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Carnal Arts

A catch-all euphemism for higher forms of pornography. Erotica is not included as (a) the genre is lame, (b) the word is a misnomer as it fails to present human sexuality in a provacative and striking manner as its counter part, hardcore pornography. This of course, leads to the question of whether pornography can be considered art and the answer is, it is and its detractors have simply failed to procure a high-class film, preferably involving straps, implied rape and actors that actually wear underwear underneath their clothes, or lack thereof.

Several well known auteurs include Ron Jeremy, Jenna Rocco Siffredi, Marc Dorcel and the Citizen Kane or Grand Illusion of the genre has to be a tie between a french film which involved spontanious and at times painful intercourse and an American film with the sophisticated title, "Wreck that Booty 2" The film was well recieved by film critics for its flagrant disregard for the well-being of certain parts of the female anatomy.
I am a proud patron of the Carnal Arts.
by E. Money September 12, 2009
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Carny

1.One who smells like A-1 sauce and piss
2.One who fills the back of a pick up truck and swims in it
"I went to the carnival where i saw a carny eating rocks and drinking piss
by D Dan June 10, 2003
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Carnifax

1. Latin word for executioner
2. A user who formerly went by the name casau1ly. He likes PC's, and has a unusually big nose, other then the big nose part he is fairly cool unless he's trying to convince me how PC's are better then PS2.
"Ego sum carnifax"
by theswissofcheese September 15, 2003
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