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tattoo credit

Paying for goods and services with promise of future tattoos in lieu of currency.
Yo, I need a certified plumber at the shop. Offering tattoo credit for trade.
by Deaner69 December 23, 2023
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Take credit

You DID take credit for it you fucking cripple. When he made the video in response to the conservatives using him as a talking point and he said that he though it was kind of funny because he was talking about THEM... YOUR RESPONSE was that he was ungrateful and that "We are the one's who made him famous and a millionaire." You did EXACTLY THAT.
Hym "Really... How bad are your memories? That was like a month ago. You take credit for Oliver Anthony's fame after he's critical with conservatives and now you know even kmow whether or not that's how things work? And MY response was 'No. You're full of shit and the song was viral before you saud anything about it. When you did mention the song you called it a viral song. You're full of shit and a liar. God doesn't love you and it probably hates your kids.' Or something along those lines."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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Monetary Credit

Monterey credit is the system that Numonie The Banker Invented to help the Monetary Policy strategy its Credit from Policy and Bank Utilities from Numonie The Financier
Us Treasury better pay our Country Bank Utilities Numonie Bank Offers Utility to keep the debt gone with monetary Credit he invented
by JolopiRICE January 9, 2024
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Stealing credit

And it doesn't speak to the implicit truth-claim.
Hym "That's just stealing credit for things and giving it to God."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Brixton credit card

A snapback cap.
Its chav authorization to overthrow blocks in the street.. Brixton in London is super rough.
Ay Stab, i like the cut of your jib man,

Fonky to the bone!

Ay is that Brixton credit card new? Slick man!
by Step lupid April 14, 2024
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intergalactic credits

The intergalactic form of currency used everywhere in the galaxy.
The average glorp worker is only paid 47 intergalactic credits per solar cycle
by Gnarpsh June 6, 2024
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Sperm Credit Union

A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.

The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.

The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.

Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
by bitchuck September 3, 2024
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