Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
by Nita81 October 17, 2011
Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.
by Hshshgdh October 18, 2019
The state of knowing nothing.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
by catsarecool383 December 17, 2010
Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 02, 2014
shut up you couche face!
by niggablacuz January 07, 2008
A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
by Bhoulio September 26, 2010
The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
by Justin Timbe September 21, 2007