Congradulations

congratulation soaked with adulations.

mostly used by loved and near ones who don't really have any idea about the achievement of the other.

Mike: hey i won the Data Interpretation Competition last night..!!!!!

Jamie: (clueless) Congradulations!!!!!!

by purpleoblivion January 2, 2011

Congratulations

Word used before getting owned with powder at sleep overs...

Congratulations to Mark, Ant, Ed joe, Laino, Robert

by Mr. September 6, 2003

congratulational

Any action that is meant to deliver congratulations.

Mike gave JR a congratulational balltap for finishing finals. Then JR fell on the ground and started crying.

by michael falso May 14, 2005

congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.

When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"

by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009

congert

(verb)

to fuck up a calculation on your chemistry work

I'm gonna continue congerting kilojoules to kilohertz so I can design this turboencabulator which will revolutionize the project's PK effic....OH FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!

by CreoX April 15, 2011

congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections

Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."

by Assex 776 October 5, 2013

Congo

Congo is a big long penis. (People from Congo have large cocks)

Marcel: Whattup bro, heard you smashed that bitch last night?
Tracey: Hell yea cuh, I gave her the Congo and she was done.

by chdhrh June 6, 2018