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"Laino" is one very colourful bulgarian word which resembles to the maximum the word "Shit" but "laino" is quite more smelly and larger... just because it derives from Bulgaria :D
*in bulgarian*
-Taka mirishesh na laino, che vse edno si baral Pora
*translated*
-You smell that hard like shit as of you have touched The Weasel!!
(The Weasel is a bulgarian well known person who smells BAD)
laino by nkl October 16, 2006
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Jacob Michael Laino 

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.
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latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

Lounge Latino

Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).

If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge Latino (noun)

"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"

"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"
Lounge Latino by CDC_ May 14, 2012

Serial Experiments Lain 

One of the best anime to come out of Japan during the 1990s. It is not for anime fans whose main interests lie with shows with lots of action or romance. This is one of the most thought provoking shows ever, as it explores philosophical ideas such as the nature of reality, perception, solipcism and the idea of God. As usual with these types of shows, prepare for lots of philosophical exploration, psychology and several instances of mind screw. It is one of the more experimental shows to come out as it shows heavy use of surrealism and avant-garde. It also combines those philosophical and experimental ideas with those of cyberpunk. The creator and main writer of the show also went on to write other thought-provoking classics such as Texhnolyze.
Serial Experiments Lain is certainly one of the more brainy and thought-provoking anime to ever come out but prepare to be confused at certain parts of the show due to its mind screwy nature.

Lainah Braun 

Being Lainah Isn’t a person. It’s a way of life. This title is reserved for the individuals with the biggest milk filled male titties, and the most male-wife mental problems.
L: mom help, I’m developing a degradation kink and mega milkers
M: oh no it’s okay honey, ur just living the Lainah Braun lifestyle
Lainah Braun by r.dez April 8, 2022

Nicole Laeno 

She is such a inspirational person. She is a social media influencer shes loving, kind and tries to help her fans as much as she can. She loves the colour pink, books and her family mam Laeno, papa Laeno and her brother and ofcourse her friends and lastly her followers.
We love you Nicole Laeno.
Nicole Laeno by flowerrss December 15, 2021
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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