a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.
me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.
The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogamesinvented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.
The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.
When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.
Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.