Coronic

The process of using a Corona beer bottle for anal stimulation resulting in the bottle becoming stuck in the rectum.

This guy just came into the ER with Corona bottle suck in his rear. He said he wanted to have a Coronic.

by Dociles October 30, 2017

Chronical

of or relating to chronic, reefer or marijuana

usually meaning intensely good or potent

dude...that stuff was chronical...i am couchlocked

by scizm February 26, 2011

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

Cronic

it's that bomb 20$ a gram sticky green

hits from the bong that smell like christmas all over

by bro-ham December 5, 2003

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

chronicity

When one tries to sound smart by taking a word everyone know (chronic) and necessarily changes it (chronicity)

We don't yet understand the chronicity of the disease

by Ray Finkle Lacesout December 6, 2018

Chronically Outside

Someone who spends too much time outside, a normie, an extrovert.

Jeremy: Anyone wanna go and play basketball?
Oscar: You are Chronically Outside.

by um skeng bleh September 30, 2022