Definitions by ancientfantasies

Chronically Offline 

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

Chronically Offline by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

Chrissy 

A name that was absolutely ruined by an annoying, ear piercing, overrated song made by the same people who made the "IT'S CORN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1111!!" song. Now this damn name will never be the same because of some song.

Chrissy: Hi! My name is Chrissy!
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...

Chrissy by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

gacha life 

an overhated dress up game made for kids that looked down upon because of the bad people that thrive in it.

Person 1: Gacha Life is the worst.
Person 2: No, it's just because of the shitheads who ruin it.
Person 1: Oh, okay. Thanks for letting me know!

gacha life by ancientfantasies May 27, 2023