father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

by William Gates February 4, 2005

Christmas Nazi

A person obsessed with making sure that everything from public offices down to the stores you go to conform to his cultural beliefs during the Christmas Holiday season.
a Christmas Nazis will get offend with any business that even utters the word happy holidays.
Doing so will cause them to accuse you of being part of a conspiracy against their cultural/religious views. See The War on Christmas
During the Christmas Holiday Season other religions are supposed to take the back seat regardless of what the American people think.
In short these overly aggressive Religious nuts turn a Holiday that supposed to Unite people in Christian Fellowship into a Holiday that express hate toward those who practice their right to Religious Freedom. It's also a cash cow for the leaders of the Religious Right

Christmas Nazi + Conspiracy + Propaganda merchandice = Profit and discord.

Again the Christmas Season was ruined by the pro-conformity Christmas Nazi.

by American_Patriot December 2, 2007

Christmas Coughdrop

Very similar to the European Coughdrop but with some festive tweaks... a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys and has a wreath around his neck. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, nutmeg, cinnamon, pine needles etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude with a Santa hat on. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, dressed as a Christmas Elf, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Miso: Hey, lets get Nicole in for the Christmas Coughdrop.
Jordan: That's a great idea; I'll just put down my Eggnog and grab my pulleys
Miso: Perfect! We'll deck her halls.

by GSP_15 December 2, 2010

christmas money

Money used during the Christmas season to buy anything Christmas related, such as gifts or decorations.

(said during early-mid December) Man, I'm broke as hell right now. I need to make some Christmas money.

by Kelly Morck January 9, 2008

Saving Christmas

The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.

Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.

This ant is saving Christmas.

by New English December 14, 2009

Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.

“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”

by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022