Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

meta-Christ

A representational (apocryphal) anti-Christ.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant messiah who unites social-labor currency (modern monetary theory) into a blockchain, ushers postmodernism into hyper-media, and delineates a meta-specific relationship between Emergence, Hinduism, and Christianity.

The counter-Christ.

The meta-Christ is the counter-Christ or representational anti-Christ.

by sandraxine September 2, 2018

Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

Jesus Fucking Christ

A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.

John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."

by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020

Jesus of the Christ

Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.

Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.

by christian madril March 27, 2007

mix master christ

1 Godliest gamer in the land
2 the guy with the good grass
3 Darth Mual mixed with a hangover
4 kama sutra master

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Jesus Christ

The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?

Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?

Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!

by Faded_Grace07 August 1, 2021