Wistopher's definitions

Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

ARMY

def. 1 Name BTS kpop stans are grouped as. Known for their substantial prescience on Twitter and for posting their fan-cams as a reply on most posts.

Def. 2 Name for the BTS kpop stans who are best known for being toxic. Do not interact with unless they show friendliness towards you, as if you make an edgy joke you will be wiped off the face of the earth.

Def. 1

Person 1: OMG I LOVE BTS

Person 2: PREACH ARMY

Def. 2

Person 1: Heard that John made a joke about the Biden campaign

Person 2: Yeah Person 1, I have a feeling ARMY is going to kill him.

by Wistopher September 22, 2020

owo

n. The devil incarnate

v. To pledge allegiance to the devil overlords

“Someone said owo in the chat, I left right after that.”

by Wistopher December 1, 2019