catholicnun

my girlfriend and future wife, yes.

i love you catholicnun

by woooooahaaa September 19, 2012

Catholicsthenics

Gynmastic exercises done by Catholics during Mass:
* Sit
* Stand
* Kneel
* Stand
* Genuflect
* Sit
etc.

I have to take a nap after visiting a Catholic church, cuz I'm so worn out from all the Catholicsthenics!

by huntersbounty October 6, 2008

catholisthenics

The physical regime involved in attending catholic services.

I went to Franks wedding today, now I have to take a shower again from all the catholisthenics we had to do during the service.

by Dash8 August 13, 2006

Cartholic

Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.

Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.

by sprtagt May 6, 2014

Collège catholique Samuel-Genest

French high school in the Gloucester/Vanier area of Ottawa, Ontario. Population of Arabs and African/Haitiens. If you are anything but that, you are considered a minority. Known for their slutty girls and bunk guys. Known to be the THE party school; they always have dtf girls and alcohol to spare. They often attend school hungover. Sammy-G, as it's usually called, can every year be identified by the names of 4 people or less who show up to every party in town.

"bro i just had a threesome with two Collège catholique Samuel-Genest girls"
"ya... they're sluts"

by allomonamie November 21, 2011

Catholicentric

Cath*ol*i*cent*ric
adj
1.Relating to, measured from, or with respect to the Catholic Church and it's teachings.
2.Having the Catholic faith as a center.

John is Catholicentric in his views regarding the rights of workers to a just wage, and the right to life of all people from conception to natural death.

by pyrosapien June 11, 2006

Catholist

An individual who accepts the culture, tradition, rituals, and norms of Catholicism but rejects the idea of the existence of God.
See Catholic Atheism

Chris is a pretty cool Catholist, he became an atheist last year but he still goes to church with us and is doing Lent right now.

by Catholist2011 October 18, 2011