summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Ridin the MARTA bus

1. Utilizing the public transit system in Atlanta, GA.

2. Drawlin, trippin, outta pocket; generally being a bitch or an asshole

1. Young woman of ill repute: "Can i get a ride wit you?"

Atl hustla: "Bitch you do not ride wit me; bitch you ride the MARTA bus!

2. Young philly teen#1: "Ms Lee has really been ridin the MARTA bus lately.

Teen #2: "Lately?! She rides the Marta bus hard as shit all the TIME!"

by dirtsprobly January 12, 2010

the short bus

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

by friendsoftina January 5, 2004

Band Bus

Transportation for all bands including marching, symphonic & jazz band going to a competition, festival or showcase. Trips that may last hours crammed into a burning hot bus.

events that happen on the band bus include:

1. singing the worst of songs at the top of your lungs and loving every moment of it
2. telling band jokes
3. half naked kids of both sex getting dresses or undressed in uniforms as fast as possible
4. helping people dress & undress
5. laughing for no apparent reason
6. making out with band buddies
7. dancing
8. screaming
9. playing truth or dare
10. jumping over seats while the bus is in motion
11. reciting the lines to every movie you can think of
12. eating the worst of junk food
13. sleeping on top of others due to no room
14. Singing your parts in your music while the rest of the band sings to theirs
15. drawing on your music
16. drawing on each other
17. sharing memories of past band bus rides

& the list goes on......

"What happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus."

by hatabor19 August 9, 2008

Lottery Bus

When someone leaves a project quickly and unexpectedly. Typically referring to the risk associated with the tribal knowledge someone has that puts a project or business at risk when they leave the company. Some one would leave if they got hit by a bus (Die) or win the lottery (Not need the Job anymore)

Sue won the lottery bus and will not be back to work. (Not knowing why she is gone)
or
If John gets hit by the lottery bus we will all be hurting to get this project completed on schedule.

by justmatt February 6, 2009

nigger bus

Normally; but not limited too, a Chevy suburban with hooptie rims, getto blaster stereo, intended to haul 12 or more niggers at a time. Most likely to a gang war, drive by, muh dik party (gang rape party), drug running, robberies, anything else that violates the law as no group of niggers is ever out to do anything but violate some one, or something besides the law.

Check out that nigger bus, of coarse its filled with niggers trying to evade the police.

by Nota Chance. January 12, 2015

Slut Bus

The bus that carries Quinnipiac girls to Yale to party. Requirements for getting on bus: 3 or fewer pieces of clothing, drunkenness, a low self esteem, and be ready to screw.

The slut bus gets here at 10:00, so we should finish up all the alcohol and run away.

by La!xtas December 8, 2009