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Jizz Burger

The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.
Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011
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pimp my burger

A new burger at Burger King supposed to be invented by the PIMP MY CAR crew.

Some people are that stupid and thought you could go to Burger King, choose a burger and tell them to PIMP IT UP, i.e. More salad or something.

Dumbass.
BIG:" There is a new burger at BK"
Cartgass:"Great, let's go"
Reppuken:"ehmm no, you have to tell them "Pimp my burger" ,you choose an old burger and they pimp it up"
BIG:"..........right" *slaps him*
Cartgass:"Dumbass Reppuken"
by Bari May 7, 2005
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burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.
I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.
by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008
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Boggers

A slang, and often affectionately used term for toilet roll. Derived from shortening 'bog roll'.
Ladies, I'll stop leaving the toilet seat up when you stop rinsing all the boggers.
by Crotty Rut-Bottom December 6, 2011
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Bogger

Typically skateboarders who wear converse or vans.
"Look at them lot skateboarding"

"Yeah theyre just boggers"
by Asdfgyuiop May 18, 2014
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Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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Bigger than Ben Hur

We say something is 'Bigger than Ben Hur' if it is of epic proportions, extravagant, massive, more than it should be.

The MGM film Ben-Hur was released in 1959 and had a budget of $15 million (a huge budget for the day); a gamble that paid off, when it reaped $90 million worldwide.
by mscaroline June 1, 2011
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