1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
Get the Reverse Pigs in a Blanket mug.that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
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A disease.
Symptoms.
Being in love with Blake.
thinking about Blake.
Wanting to be near Blake.
Talking to Blake.
Symptoms.
Being in love with Blake.
thinking about Blake.
Wanting to be near Blake.
Talking to Blake.
I think I have Blakeitis.
by QwertyBLAHke$ha August 29, 2010
Get the Blakeitis mug.The best boyfriend ever. Will always choose you over his nic stick and will make you a priority. He is the cutest and will be your whole world. He likes Pokémon cards and it’s lowkey the cutest thing ever. He’s the sweetest guy ever and always knows how to make you smile. He makes you the happiest girl ever. If you find a Blake never let him go. You will be together forever. I pinky swear. Make sure to thank god for him every day because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
Blake: “I love you”
Me: “I love you most”
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Me: “I love you most”
Blake: “I love you more than infinity to the infinite power”
by Mollypercloveslilbird December 6, 2020
Get the Blake mug.A person who manipulates a scenario to their amusement or own advantage, out of others downfall or disadvantage.
by C-H Sch March 17, 2010
Get the Blake mug.A person who seems determined not to have a good time and refuses to play or interact with others. Someone who generally has a negative attitude. In some cases people can become wet blankets because they cannot win the games the others are playing or continously lose, and as a result give up, becoming a wet blanket. It is important to note the continous offenses as a wet blanket can result in becoming a soggy biscuit.
1. Zane: "No, you guys always abuse me, I'm tired of playing, I quit!"
Us: "Don't be a wet blanket... You know what? You've done it to much, now you're just a soggy biscuit."
Us: "Don't be a wet blanket... You know what? You've done it to much, now you're just a soggy biscuit."
by tigress6793 November 5, 2010
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This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.
This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.
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