Bullshittin'

To fuck around. To Say something to someone that ain't true.

Person 1: I Had sex with your sister last night.

Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Person 3: Haha Man I'm just Bullshittin'

by MIATCH November 11, 2003

bullshit

glorifying yourself through fabrication

people who are dying to live.

by stasie January 1, 2004

Ballshit

1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!

2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.

3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.

4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.

Ballshit does exist damn you!

Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...

(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever

by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

Bullshit Meter

It tells how much bullshit is in a certain place. gamefreak202020 normally uses it, and got banned from IGN for 3 days for using it. ALL HAIL THE GAMEFREAK EMPIRE!!111!!

The Bullshit Meter is now at 10

by gamefreak202020 March 23, 2005

Fucking bullshit

When someone or something does something or happens in a series of very unfortunate events that harms you and everyone around you.

Simarleen becoming president of the debate team was fucking bullshit.

by saltboi99 April 22, 2015

bullshit

adjective
An expression of anger.

Those neighborhood kids threw their baseball through Carl's windshield. When he found out, he was bullshit!

by obamafan987 August 24, 2011