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beer thirty

Half Past Time for a Beer...you're WAY overdue for a cold one and should've started drinking a while ago but weren't able to because you had to finish something up first. When you're finally to the point where you can actually sit down and enjoy a beer that you've earned or need, that's beer thirty.
Well, the work day is over, and it's definitely beer thirty. Any one care to join?
by rap6 January 19, 2008
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beer squirts

A bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking. Poop matter violently squirts out of the butt in a liquid form. Could be caused from all the carbonation in beer.
Dude, I have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry I can't go out drinking again.
by Eric HUB January 7, 2009
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beer social

A planned event, the primary focus of which is a variety of cheap beer is served to the guests. It is often a neighborhood event or welcoming party, normally held during the summer.
Jake: Leslie just sent me an invite to her beer social on the 21st.

Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.

Jake: I'm so excited!
by Define Me! February 13, 2010
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beer selection anxiety disorder

Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010
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Beer Run

1) The act of having to leave one's present location (house, apartment, yacht, etc) during a social gathering so as to acquire more beer. This typically occurs when the previous supply of beer has run dry, thus necessitating the need to "run out and get some more beer," i.e. "beer run."

2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."

3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
1) "Yo, the fridge is empty. Time for a beer run."

2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."

3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
by JamesBeam November 17, 2011
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Beer Panties

When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.
You going to party with us tonight bro or do you have your "Beer Panties" on?
by Nick Hogman January 8, 2009
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beer bash

An instance were you bust a beer can open and get drunker.

Also a keg/beer party.
Was that a beer bash or did i just o.d.?
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