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Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
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Bahoon

I saved my friend's bahoon when she was grinding on another guy and her boyfriend was looking by saying, "don't worry it's just a friend of mine".
by ccriders December 9, 2018
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Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.
Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"
by Winfield83 January 3, 2019
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Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men
Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.
by Mkb March 25, 2020
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Baboonale

Someone who lacks the intellectual capacity to cope in society.
Those group of people are acting baboonale amongst each other.
by Dr. M.Clark23 November 8, 2020
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Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
by Super accurate description October 9, 2020
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balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.
He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.
by ZodiacKillr February 25, 2021
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