Lucky Bastard

He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!

That Lucky Bastard's Marianne's boyfriend.

by dovepeach February 20, 2011

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Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

by Maven April 15, 2004

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bastardassasaurus

Also know as a douceadactle or a tall ass nigga

That rather large nate is a bastardassasaurus, but god-damn he is tall!

by PimpDoubt HeteroSapien April 29, 2005

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stealthy bastard

One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other

Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.

by The original stealth May 23, 2009

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A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).

Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.

by mhm_yeah_nah February 26, 2020

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