Alpha Woman

An insecure, neurotic, past her prime teenager who seeks the affections of equally insecure men as to dominate him, belittle him,and make him dependent upon her for even the most MINISCULE decision.

Hank started hanging with that Alpha Woman Cherise 6 months ago, and now he can't even decide to piss without her permission.

by Agent Maxwell Fart March 29, 2017

alpha and omega

Code phrase euphemism for tits and ass. The most prominent features on a woman's upper and lower body. In other words, the first and last things you would most likely notice whenever a hot chick walks towards you(her breasts) and then away from you(her rear end).

Jon: Damn, John check out the well-endowed alpha and omega on that fine ass blonde walking over there by the shore.
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!

by Terminus_Est December 1, 2011

alpha dork

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.

The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Alpha Chi Omega

A sorority common on many campuses due to their tendency to take any girl who didn't make it into the other house. Their pledge classes can become too large because they need the extra dues.

"I didn't get a Phi Mu bid, but I guess Alpha Chi Omega is alright."

by Mr. Fratty March 3, 2010

Alpha Female

A girl, usually short and stocky in stature, who is the dominate member of a group of girls. She typically was a soccer or lacrosse player in high school and continues to impose her athletic aggression on her pretty friends while out with them at a bar.

The tall brunette I was talking to at the bar was in love with me. Right when I was about to take her to Ron's house, her alpha female friend became enraged and forced her to leave.

by tactrash July 1, 2008

Alpha Beta Ripple

Automotive bodywork/paintshop slang for minor dents, such as those caused by shopping carts in grocery store parking lots. Derived from the once ubiquitous Alpha Beta supermarket chain.

No huge dents in the door panel, just a little Alpha Beta Ripple.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Alpha John

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS

Wow, he is an Alpha John

by mrhs1994 May 5, 2009