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fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.
"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"
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Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.
How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.
by Benstar June 14, 2012
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Fap Wagon

When a very large group of males get together and fap and jerk eachother off
HEY GUYS COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WE CAN HAVE THE BIGGEST FAP WAGON OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bacon pizza pi June 1, 2016
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fap pad

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad
by Dan Deweese June 2, 2018
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Fap and tap

Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
by IAmDillChicken June 14, 2016
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fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies
Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap
by m&mlover May 20, 2016
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No Fap June

No Fap June means that you can't fap in the month of June
yo you ready for no fap june?

nah man I ain't
by Hentai King 95 September 26, 2022
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