Japanese Jazz Hands

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.

Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

The Japanese pig

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure

John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he

by Phat dog maker November 9, 2024

the japanese girl reading this

A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short

the japanese girl reading this is short

by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022

japanese tradition

Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.

Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.

by Charlie Fagbag February 9, 2015

Japanese crucifixion

Where you nail your penis to a board. By then attempting to have anal sex with a gorilla. Leading you to get stomped to death.

I am so ashamed of myself that I am surrendering myself to a Japanese crucifixion

by Huyah sushi July 28, 2019

Japanese Train Pusher

During dry intercourse, the labias join one’s penis when entering the vagina.

Boy, you just Japanese Train Pusher me so hard, I don’t know if my labias will ever come back out of my vagina.

by Peter Biscuit April 23, 2023

Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."

by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021