Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

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Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

by Darren Pierce April 03, 2011

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Japanese Eyeniscus

Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye

Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!

Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!

by Cockaddict April 18, 2022

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japanese tradition

Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.

Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.

by Charlie Fagbag February 09, 2015

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Japanese treasure

An incredibly rare video game, often a prototype, that surfaces on a Japanese auction site (i.e. Yahoo Auctions), only to be bought by a Japanese private collector (often with classism and/or xenophobia as core motivations) and never seen again.

Archivist 1: Looks like there's a Super Mario Bros. 3 prototype up on Yahoo Auctions. Gonna start a fundraiser for it.
Archivist 2: There's some private collector talking about buying it to... Protect it from foreigners?
Archivist 1: Damn. Let's hope it doesn't become a Japanese treasure.

by Arctic Circle System January 11, 2022

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