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guy: you've got a penis

girl: im a man!
by jhuyr November 25, 2021
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Penis

Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version
name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!
by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025
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PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.
Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING
by lookitup! May 5, 2023
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Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers
Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?
by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017
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Chicken penis

The tastiest part of a chicken wig
"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."
by The yaoi meister September 6, 2020
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pop out penis

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.
I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.
by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020
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Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022
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