Unc Times

Times so long ago that everyone who experienced them are now uncs

“Yo dude this textbook is from 1992!”
“Shit, 1992? Unc times fr!”

by BeeferBoy1979 November 12, 2025

i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds

Sorry Darren I need time

by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020

Ninja-time

1. When dorks & their friends get together to pretend to be ninjas by doing somersaults and kicking each other.

2. What to do at work when you're bored.

3. What people with no social lives do on the weekends.

1. Yea! It's Ninja-time!!!!!

2. Nick got fired for using work for Ninja-time.

3. So me & Julianne are gonna go to the park for Ninja-time on Saturday. Wanna come?

by ShawnTheNinja October 24, 2007

Time Cock

Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse

Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds

by Zach’s Bare Ass October 1, 2019

At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

by Hailiqou May 21, 2024

The gmagmajer time

The gmagmajer time is just when u gmagmajer

Some random dude:"oh damn this shit good!"
Some random dude after gmagmajer time: The gmagmajer time was great 🗿🍷

by Your Casual Dumbass December 25, 2023

Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017